restlesslyaspiring:

cuteness-daily:

This is yet another Samoyed Appreciation Post. Because why not? They are just the cutest litte balls of floof! I want 5000 of them! 

FLUFFS

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via prototype-the-walter-girl)

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

(via showan)

consultingschoolgirl:

jesus frickin christ google i’m a concerned citizen not hannibal lecter

(Source: twerksfuriously, via the-sharpie-klepto)

broadwayistheairthatibreathe:

99% of being a musical theatre fan is singing duets by yourself

(Source: captainamyerica, via showan)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via showan)